Best XI Ways to Become an Attention Whore for NYC FC

Attention whoring has become America's new favorite pasttime. If it is good enough for Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, why not soccer supporters? Here are the Best XI suggestions for those that are willing to go crotchless for New York City FC:

XI: Shave "NYC FC" into your next haircut or use a Sharpie on your chest (females only please). Really committed? Get a tattoo.

X: Make a "We Need a NYC FC" sign and head over to the Today Show taping at Rockefeller Center. Get a TV interview with Al Roker by offering a Doritos bribe.

IX: Go to Nevada Smith's and start singing with/at the other soccer fans. After you earned their respect with your musical stylings, talk about how great it would be to see football live in the city.

VIII: Offer yourself up for interviews and write letters to the media. Why not? You as much of an expert on NYC FC as anyone else.

VII: Go to a Mets/Red Bulls game and start soccer-style cheering with a group of drunk friends. New York City FC dotNet promotes responsible drinking while singing.

VI: Bring up the NYC FC movement in different forums and websites that discuss the combination of New York, sports/soccer, and Shea Stadium. Save the Apple!

V: If the media will not come to us, let's become the media. Post NYC FC/soccer videos on YouTube or start a weekly public access soccer show and webcast it live on Mogulus or Ustream.

IV: Yell "NEW YORK FC!" behind news reporters doing live street interviews. Bare bottom optional.

III: Make a big deal to anyone who will listen on why you no longer drink Red Bull and Vodka.

II: It is never too early to design a NYC FC flag for home, workplace, or your car's hood.

I: For the true attention whores, start blogging...